Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Mutugz: The man who bought a porn DVD only to find out his...

Mutugz: The man who bought a porn DVD only to find out his...: A British carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husban...

The man who bought a porn DVD only to find out his wife and best friend were starring in the film


A British carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed. The husband, identified only by his surname Johnson, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2012. The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera and were on a pornographic DVD, titled Affairs with Others' Wives, which the husband bought from a vendor to watch at home. Johnson, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled town. Last month, Johnson spotted the butcher in Kenya, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh. The butcher sued Johnson for causing bodily harm. Johnson fought but was unable to counter-sue the butcher for adultery, because of the statute of limitations.

#True story#
Kevin.kinos@facebook.com

Friday, 21 September 2012

My Letter to some random chic..


Darling swirry,

I love you because you make me look forward to each day. You're my life, a dream come true. There are no words to express what I feel for you.
There are no songs as beautiful as the music that fills my soul when I hear your voice. There are no roses as lovely as your smile. Nothing moves me like you do. There are no days brighter than the days I spend talking to you on the phone.

You're my light in the darkness. There could never be words strong enough to express my love for you. I love you with my body, soul, and mind. I love you so much!

I just love you because I do. I can't change it. Its not my choice. I wish I didn't, but that's how love is.

Please don't take me to be a phrase maker. I want to be honest
and clear. You have always made me better. By sticking up to me
with tender tact and understanding. By being beautiful. By being
there.
Love always,   
 Kev.


BUT I DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THAT SHIT, I JUST WANNA USE YOU THEN LEAVE YOU.
(c) Kinos


Thursday, 9 August 2012

My aspiring Govenor (kirinyaga county)

 

About Governor

Believer in peoples power. Most challenges we face today are as a result of exclusion of people from mainstream politics and economics. Empower people since you cant sustain exploiting their ignorance. There is no alternative to good governance.

You can if you believe you can. If anyone can, you can. Better still if no one can and you believe you can, you can. I was born in a little village in Kenya and the villager in me still remains despite more than 10 years of overseas mission as a community development economist. I am a dreamer and I have been described as unrealistic and sometimes naive. While I understand and appreciate those who think this way, I leave this judgment to rational minds. The world needs those who believe everything is possible as well as those who believe otherwise. I believe the world will see a new Kenya after 2012. Kenya is a great and well resourced country and one that will be in the forefront of attaining developed country status in Africa. I have studied business and economics and I am currently a student of sociology and political science, quite some crazy combination one might say.
 
 Education background.
Class of 2005 · MSc. Community Economic Development · Economic development (development finance) · Manchester, New Hampshire
Class of 1986 · Business Administration · Nairobi, Kenya
Class of 1983 · Kerugoya

 
kirinyaga county
(c) kinos





 

BLACKBEARD


Blackbeard, or Edward Teach, as he was once known, was one of the most terrifying pirates to ever sail the Atlantic Ocean and Caribbean Sea. Though his reign of terror only lasted two years, during that time he managed to amass a vast supply of booty, ranging from grains, to alcohol, jewelry and much, much more. He was eventually overtaken and beheaded after a fierce battle against Lieutenant Robert Maynard of the Royal Navy in 1718. (His head was later palced on a stake near Virginia's Hampton River as a warning to other pirates.) Legends about the infamous pirate still circulate today, and he is portrayed by Ian McShane in "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." (The film is based on the novel "On Stranger Tides" by Tim Powers.)
{This post has been paid for by a third party to -KEVIN K.}
(c) kinos
 

Monday, 4 June 2012

Mutugz: ALCOHOL MAKES YOU SMARTER

Mutugz: ALCOHOL MAKES YOU SMARTER: kinos "Well you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.?And when t...

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Mutugz: #Death#

Mutugz: #Death#: Every time u try to convince yourself that life is beautiful u discover that you are mistaken everyone is ready to eat you alive...

#Death#


Every time u try to convince yourself that life is beautiful
u discover that you are mistaken
everyone is ready to eat you alive
and you struggle to live

they stab you by knifes
in what is left in you in this life
knowing that you will regret every second you spend
you keep adding more sins that will lead you to your end
with love lucifer
altho you dont care for anything anymore
every thought comes to your head with more sore
now that space and emptiness is filling your mind
you figure out that you have been in pains of more than one kind

the heartache never stop
even when you are at the top

you try so hard to fold the page
but you are pulled back by your rage
you have been told you are freak
you never knew you are this weak

maybe you were never really brave
bet that dust will fill your grave
at the end its okay to cry
when there is nothing to gain if you try

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Mutugz: ALCOHOL MAKES YOU SMARTER

Mutugz: ALCOHOL MAKES YOU SMARTER: kinos "Well you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.?And when t...

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

I ain't gay

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began 
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting  7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

ALCOHOL MAKES YOU SMARTER


kinos
"Well you see, it's like this...


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.?And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of t...he whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, guys, is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks.

Thursday, 26 January 2012

When she was cheating on you It was because of me, attention I gave better When you found out and confronted her I told her to hide her concern and be unapologetic When she was leaving you for me Or so you thought, I had brain washed her thoroughly When she was starting to have problems Her life shuttering, going down the drain, full of pain I had walked out on her When she discovered I was ‘cheating’ It was a new relationship I had started A new lady I had a future with When she ‘caught me with another girl’ It was a set up, my final straw to let her go When she left to come back to you We were not on speaking terms Someone had mentioned to her You were getting married I am sorry I have messed up our friendship But truth be told you are marrying my wife. © kinos

insane

am lyk, if i flip a coin, wat are the chances of me gettin head? n da chiq jst slaps me! WTF???!

Monday, 23 January 2012

WTF

FACEBOOK chiqs of 2011/2012. ...
inbox
BOY: hi beautiful
GIRL: plz, get a lyf
BOY: kuwa mpole
GIRL: do i know u?
BOY:nap, buh intro can do
GIRL:jipe shughli
BOY: ok, am rich
GIRL: realy! sory bout dat. am shantele, 19yrs old a student at usiu, am very
single so leo utanipeleka out wapi?
BOY: oh no no no no, i meant am rich
azin naitwa richard
GIRL: oh I c, i dont tok to strangerz n
for da record am nt single.!