When she was cheating on you It was because of me, attention I gave better When you found out and confronted her I told her to hide her concern and be unapologetic When she was leaving you for me Or so you thought, I had brain washed her thoroughly When she was starting to have problems Her life shuttering, going down the drain, full of pain I had walked out on her When she discovered I was ‘cheating’ It was a new relationship I had started A new lady I had a future with When she ‘caught me with another girl’ It was a set up, my final straw to let her go When she left to come back to you We were not on speaking terms Someone had mentioned to her You were getting married I am sorry I have messed up our friendship But truth be told you are marrying my wife. © kinos

insane

am lyk, if i flip a coin, wat are the chances of me gettin head? n da chiq jst slaps me! WTF???!

WTF

FACEBOOK chiqs of 2011/2012. ...
inbox
BOY: hi beautiful
GIRL: plz, get a lyf
BOY: kuwa mpole
GIRL: do i know u?
BOY:nap, buh intro can do
GIRL:jipe shughli
BOY: ok, am rich
GIRL: realy! sory bout dat. am shantele, 19yrs old a student at usiu, am very
single so leo utanipeleka out wapi?
BOY: oh no no no no, i meant am rich
azin naitwa richard
GIRL: oh I c, i dont tok to strangerz n
for da record am nt single.!